May 2013
64 posts
Message me a body part, this looks so interesting
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
justanothermeanstoafuckingend:
How is it possible that just your words can turn me on?
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
stanley-darsh:
i want to:
wear and have your clothes
couple cosplay with you
go to the beach with you
cuddle with you
give you little kissies
hug you
have lil date nights and days with you
have ice cream together UuU
larrys27tattoos:
whatisonyobiscuit:
starrysleeper:
tribblesexual-jotunn:
thelilnan:
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert...
sylviaplth:
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
I swear
Right before I start my period, I always turn into this little ball of sexual frustration mixed with PMS.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
cannibalcoalition:
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural....
dear mother fucking homestuck fandom:
tenttle:
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
There is no such thing as a “canon” cosplayer.
If anyone ever tries to tell you how someone should...
kaylacoan:
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
THIS.
moriartty:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
things to never make fun of:
mental illnesses
eating disorders
cutting
suicide
rape